last night my boyfriend had already gone to bed and i lay down, turn the lights off..i had just smoked a bowl and had some kratom..i was relaxed as fuck..and so i get on my phone. as im laying there scrolling through my tumblr feed minding my own fucking business..keep in mind it’s pitch dark, he lives in the middle of no where in a small suberb of san diego county all horse property…there are bugs outside and tons of wild life..anyways im scrolling through my phone in this pitch black room
and all of a fucking sudden
this huge spider comes
and crawls across my screen
MEANING THIS FUCKING THIGN WAS CRAWLING ON ME TO GET TO MY PHONE
so i scream
i throw my phone across the room
sit up and almost hyperventilate
my boyfriend sleeps through this because he sleeps like a god damn truck
it was until i turned the light on and starting taking all my clothes off because i thought it could still be on me that he sits up and is like “wtf are you doing” and im like THERE WAS A FUCKING SPIDER DUDE IT WAS ON ME and hes like “wow that sucks” *falls back asleep in the middle of the bed* so im dancing around the room having a panic attack because i couldnt find this fucking spider then i try to crawl back in bed and i cant even get in because this man is sleeping like a fucking starfish in the middle of his bed so i go to the couch where im smooshed by two giant 100lb labs.
i really have no idea where im going with this story other than fuck spiders and fuck men who sleep like rocks
i’m actually curious about this and as some of you are going off to college im sure it’s a question some want answered..
several people ask me on my personal http://repress.tumblr.com
just how much it cost to live on your own and fully support yourself
like your own place, no roommates.
i know it differs state to state
so for those of you who do it, and are comfortable saying how much…could you give me a number/estimate? and what state you’re in? how much you make a month and how you get by?
it would help others not jump into it too soon and give people logical ideas of what they’ll need.
and by rule i think it’s best to take all your bills, then add another 300-400 in what you earn to live off of..otherwise you will be scraping by.
half these ppl didnt even need it, wtf
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bread gloves
oh my god hahahhhahah
the wine rack though
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