July 2011
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Embarrassing Moment #55
Today I had a giant exam and was really focused on it when I was getting ready this morning. I took and passed the exam and went to my friend’s to celebrate with drinks and swimming. I basically jumped right in the pool thinking I still had some time before I needed to change my tampon. I was lounging around the pool when I looked down and saw a red spot on the ass of my pink bathing...
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Embarrassing Moment #49
When I was younger, I went on a family vacation with my family (of course) and my mom’s best friend (+her kids). On the morning before we were coming back home, we stopped to have breakfast. I got my eggs over easy… and apparently they weren’t cooked all the way. So on the drive home, I kept yelling at my mom to hurry up because I had to take a shit. She pulled over on the...
June 2011
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Embarrassing Moment #44
When my boyfriend and i starting dating, we tried to have sex on his 17th birthday. There we were yanno, naked and shit on his bed. He wrapped his willy and was about to put it in when his sister knocks on his door with three of her friends. I had to crawl under his blankets naked and pretend i was sick,he had to put his pants on and answer the door. Before you know it, i had to get dressed...
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Embarrassing Moment #52
Back in fifth grade, our school had a pool party because it was located across the street from a pool. I had gotten my boobs pretty early, I was already about a C at the time (luckily, they haven’t grown much more) and found all the bra and support stuff really uncomfortable so I was wearing my swimsuit as comfy as I could instead of well, the practical way. When we got in the pool I wanted...
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Embarrassing Moment #51
In grade 9 my friend and I were convinced we were the greatest dancers in the world (we weren’t…) and so when ever we had a class together we would always show people our ‘amazing’ skills. One class we happened to have together was peer tutoring. My friend and I took the kids to their lockers then decided while they were grabbing their bags to do turns in the hallways since...
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Embarrassing Moment #47
Okay so when I was in about 5th grade, me and two of my friends were messing around in front of one of my friend’s apartment. Well, she had the music playing inside her house with the door open, and we started taking turns dancing and messing around. And as one of my friends was finishing with a playful little bootyshake I was like “ohhh, shake that bubble butt!”, and they...
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Embarrassing Moment #48
At my elementary school we had a “freeze bell” where you would have to stop moving when recess was over until the yard duties told you to go line up for class. Well, one day I was on my way to the bathroom towards the end of recess when the freeze bell rang and like a good little kid I just sat down where I was and hoped that I could hold in my pee. Turns out, I couldn’t. Pee...
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Embarrassing Moment #50
I’m on my computer trying to show my guy friend something on facebook. I notice that I have a bunch of tabs open on my desktop and try to click out of them. Apparently I forgot to click out of a word document in which I saved the link to a porno I watched. He sees it and I blush uncontrollably. Now I can’t even make a sexual pun without remembering what he saw. -__- How awkward! lmfao
