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give us bad things to say in bed?
POSTED 1 year ago
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  1. briannalynn88 answered: I’m hungry
  2. readyaimsetfire answered: you remind me of my dad
  3. marisajahnke answered: I’m a man
  4. boobiesoverworld answered: is it in yet?
  5. zechtech answered: this has been itching alot lately
  6. wait4the1ucantlivewithout answered: Their ex’s name
  7. tinkerbelldied answered: can i pee first?
  8. thatangelsmiles answered: i have to poop
  9. syszexd answered: That was great, thanks Joe„,I mean Mike…I mean Bob…
  10. dothecrazything answered: so, you might want to get yourself checked tomorrow
  11. barebackbearyak answered: Happy birthday to grandpa.
  12. happybemydrug answered: I found a red bump this morning.
  13. wordsbyshelbe answered: I forgot to take my pill
  14. ishjustgotreal answered: it hurts.
  15. maniacbutterfly answered: move over…i can’t see the television
  16. morganeidet answered: you woke me up for that?
  17. lapurplehaze answered: “I don’t care if you’re on your period”
  18. kimisamazing answered: You sound like my mother
  19. happytown5 answered: fuck me like ur dad fucks your mom
  20. creatingme12 answered: ride me like you stole me
  21. princessbuttercupmuffinhead answered: My ex used to do that so much better.
  22. aliciaaustinx answered: It might be contagious…
  23. musecloudhands answered: Remember when…
  24. nialls-violent-masturbation answered: you make me wet like a sauna
  25. hayleeeyruff answered: “I’m on my period..”
  26. live-barefootandshirtless answered: laugh
  27. sarabellum501 answered: Is it in yet?
  28. i-cant-let-it-go answered: hahahah your penis is cute
  29. hiiiicgf answered: i’m on my period
  30. closetnarnian answered: is it supposed to look like that?
  31. classofsexoxo answered: I got tested positive on the pregnacy test
  32. sammlrd answered: your ex’s name
  33. myaminalcackers answered: “you feel like my ex.”
  34. kryshkush answered: your exes name….
  35. handofhearts answered: I am going to make you moist
  36. beyondthenebula answered: call me your daddy
  37. tasoku answered: Sex with you is better with the lights off
  38. panicitsashleyatthedisco answered: I better not get an std from this
  39. chin-up-beyoutiful answered: i have to poop.
  40. bl0nde-chic answered: i can’t even feel it
  41. camille-therese answered: blow me
  42. lindsaywxoxo answered: i’m hungry
  43. chronic-holic answered: “oh god, i really hope you already have an STD”
  44. wnguyenn answered: “i just want to bite it off” LOL
  45. kittiesinbirthdayhatz answered: Hey, can I shit on you?
  46. nurloslassen answered: are you done yet?!
  47. jmcclain answered: girl: baby im hungry
  48. tuffpuffmuffin answered: my dick feels like corn XD
  49. neverenough1d answered: You have it small?
  50. dvinebitches answered: I gotta go