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Anonymous said: I fucking love giving blow jobs. That's like any guys dream. Of course, my boyfriend has to be the one guy in the entire universe who doesn't like blow jobs...

lol anyone else have this problem?

  1. iamcoggs said: Anon, I need you to do something for me. Tell him you REALLY like giving him blowjobs. Then, if he says he doesn’t like them, tell him Tumblr will take away one man card for each time he refuses. If he gets to 5, he officially has a vagina. Done.
  2. ayoo-pardon-tha-swaggy said: lol noo the complete oposite
  3. danilynn917 said: Maybe you’re just doing it wrong.
  4. love-lies-sexlives said: I had that problem, I just taught him to enjoy them;)
  5. mysticatedwine said: DOESN’T… LIKE… BLOWJOBS?!
  6. nataliebenos said: omg I am so sorry! Maybe your the one that will make him like it? ;D
  7. justlikesleepingbeauty said: Most girls usually have boyfriends who LOVE blow jobs but the girls Hate giving them. This anonymous has given a complete PLOT TWIST
  8. therealxgirl said: sounds like he just doesn’t like your blowjobs…. eeeek :(
  9. somekidnameddanny said: i don’t really like them. well so far at least